It's important that we start here first. Toward the end of a discussion of the matter we are about to INVESTIGATE, Dallas Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy uttered these words: "Probably don't think I have ...

Monkey butt for the win. Following an ugly Week 9 loss to the Broncos, Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy provided his players with [Anti] Monkey Butt, an anti-chafing powder. Why? According to NFL Network’s ...

The Dallas Cowboys were forced to pick up the pieces after a surprise loss to the Denver Broncos in Week 9. Well, maybe they weren't picking up pieces. Perhaps they were, um, medicating. Cowboys coach ...

Credit for the Dallas Cowboys’ blowout win over the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday goes largely to “Monkey Butt.” It was the anti-chafing powder — yes, seriously — that kicked coach Mike McCarthy's team ...