South Parktends to focus its storytelling on ridiculous ideas that hold a mirror up to society, and there are plenty of crude, compelling characters that aid in doing so. Eric Cartman is one of the ...

Cartman: Guess what I have, sitting in my backyard. Cartman: Thirty-three aborted fetuses. (Stan,Kyle and Kenny look at him blankly) Oh yes. Kyle: (closes his eyes) What?! Cartman: Mint-condition, tax ...